CLUB FACADE
your friday night joygasm
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rai-poktanju
Soju bomb in a glass of beer. CHUG!
SCHEDULE & EVENTS
Ain't no party like a Facade party cuz a Facade party don't stop.
OPEN TWO FRIDAYS A MONTH
10P - 2A EST
now featuring free wifi!
MSS-YA206SU4924A
PASSWORD: thatpinkdress
JANUARY
XX.XX.24
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live music
Special guest DJs
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10p - 12p EST
12p - 2a EST
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GAMBA
Luck be a lady tonight.
BLACKJACK
See our beautiful bun, Sora, at the blackjack table to test your luck!
Rules shared by the dealer in party chat at the venue.
Table opens at 11p EST.
KIRIN CAPTIVATOR
All that dancing got ya thirsty?
Head over to the bar and see Big Stank and try this gamba drink!
Rules:If you can roll 10 times in a row from 100 before you hit 1, you win 1,000,000 gil!Roll /dice 100, then roll the number that comes up for your next roll, and keep going until you hit 1!
Winner Example:
/dice 100 -- you roll a 95
/dice 95 -- you roll a 67
/dice 67 -- you roll a 52
/dice 52 -- you roll a 48
/dice 48 -- you roll a 33
/dice 33 -- you roll a 29
/dice 29 -- you roll a 21
/dice 21 -- you roll a 16
/dice 16 -- you roll a 7
/dice 7 -- you roll a 2
pakalolo gamba
Time to hit up the dispensary and try your luck!
Rules:Roll a "420", the jackpot is yours!
Roll any "20" win 100k!
Roll any "0" win 20k!Jackpot builds over time with each Pibubu purchase until we find a lucky winner. Could tonight be your lucky night?
PAKALOLO GAMBA
A little pakalolo and we say mahalo.
FLOWER
Pibubu - 50k
[I: 20%] Strawberry pop slap in the face.
Rules:Roll a "420", the jackpot is yours!
Roll any "20" win 100k!
Roll any "0" win 20k!Jackpot builds over time with each Pibubu purchase until we find a lucky winner. Could tonight be your lucky night?
HiLIFE DISPENSARY
♣Primal's First Dispensary♣
*SPECIAL EDITION FLOWER
*aloha forever
42,069g
[S: 19%] Our founding budtender left her extremely RARE stash of the sweetest Maui Wowie.Puts a smile on your face, positivity in your heart, and gives you that high-energy euphoria to keep you dancing all night long! Limited quantities available!
All items* 420g because that's how we roll.
FLOWERS
The biggest of stanks
[H: 37%] Hits hard and intense. No couch lock!
Darcia
[I: 25%] Fast hitting, giggling, love machine.
Cardoza
[S: 28%] Delivers a jolt of uplifting cerebral energy.
Genoa
[I: 28%] Will leave you melting under the force of its euphoria.
Dotrele
[S: 22%] Intense, psychedelic buzz.
EDIBLES
Hali'i
[I: 10mg] Chocolate chewies
Maile
[I: 2mg] Gummies
CONCENTRATES
Apokryphos
[H] Calming physical and brain-boosting effects.
pippy
[H] One-hitter quitter.
EXCLUSIVE STOCK
trippy shit
happy shit
zoomies shit
VIP
Work hard. Play hard.
VIP BUYOUT: 4M
Heroes come and go, but legends are forever.
Shout-outs all night long because you're awesome.
Pricing
150K per person100K per person for groups of 3 or more
vip perks
Balcony access with the best view of the club
First drink free, then 50% off thereafter
Complimentary edibles and dabs from HiLife Dispensary
Hot tub lounge
lifetime vip
See Big Stank for details
SERVICES
Working double time on the seduction line.
SFW Services:
Cuddles and Companionship - 200k per 30 minutes
Private Dance - 100k per 15 minutes
NSFW Services:
Private Lap Dance - 300k per 30 minutes
Private Rooms available upon request. Please ask your dancer for rates.
Please respect your dancer. They have the right to end the session at any time should they not feel comfortable.
Payments are to be given to the dancer prior to the service.
Please keep all RP/ERP in /party or /tell modes.
(All genders welcome)
Ciel
Ciel has spent much time learning the art of classic and modern Thavnarian dancing techniques, and is excited to bring those skills to provide you with an unforgettable night. But don't let her small stature fool you; she doesn't need a bouncer to whoop your ass if you start to get too handsy!
Faeyn
The Fiery Faeyn; a confident Leo that loves to take charge. Affection in the form of a light tease, Faeyn enjoys keeping things on the edge and loves to keep you guessing! Whether it's needing a strong shoulder to vent on or being wrapped up in Faeyn's tight, muscular arms, prepare yourself to be delighted with your time. Prepare for one exciting evening.
(All genders welcome)
(All genders welcome)
Mahina
Her name means "moon" and is a Scorpio. Free spirited kitty that's not afraid to pounce on you! If you're feeling the need for companionship or for some fun, please don't be shy... she doesn't bite... hard.
GOOD VIBES
BROUGHT TO YOU BY:
Big Stank
ownerBartender
Sora Aestrea
manager
blackjack dealer
Faeyn
Greeter
Vora
bartender
bouncer
Bellial
budtender
Casimir
bouncer
budtender
Special shoutout to:
Otterly Amazing Cafe & Lounge
T-Gang
Club Roemance
Femboy Hooters
Z-Clubs
Kings of Darkness
Huckleberry Saloon
Thank you to everyone that made this possible.