your friday night joygasm

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    rai-poktanju

    Soju bomb in a glass of beer. CHUG!

    SCHEDULE & EVENTS

    Ain't no party like a Facade party cuz a Facade party don't stop.

    OPEN TWO FRIDAYS A MONTH
    10P - 2A EST


    now featuring free wifi!

    MSS-YA206SU4924A
    PASSWORD: thatpinkdress

    JANUARY

    XX.XX.24

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    live music

    Special guest DJs

    XXX

    10p - 12p EST

    12p - 2a EST

    stay connected on discord for updates!

    GAMBA

    Luck be a lady tonight.


    BLACKJACK

    See our beautiful bun, Sora, at the blackjack table to test your luck!

    Rules shared by the dealer in party chat at the venue.

    Table opens at 11p EST.


    KIRIN CAPTIVATOR

    All that dancing got ya thirsty?
    Head over to the bar and see Big Stank and try this gamba drink!

    Rules:If you can roll 10 times in a row from 100 before you hit 1, you win 1,000,000 gil!Roll /dice 100, then roll the number that comes up for your next roll, and keep going until you hit 1!

    Winner Example:
    /dice 100 -- you roll a 95
    /dice 95 -- you roll a 67
    /dice 67 -- you roll a 52
    /dice 52 -- you roll a 48
    /dice 48 -- you roll a 33
    /dice 33 -- you roll a 29
    /dice 29 -- you roll a 21
    /dice 21 -- you roll a 16
    /dice 16 -- you roll a 7
    /dice 7 -- you roll a 2


    pakalolo gamba

    Time to hit up the dispensary and try your luck!

    Rules:Roll a "420", the jackpot is yours!
    Roll any "20" win 100k!
    Roll any "0" win 20k!
    Jackpot builds over time with each Pibubu purchase until we find a lucky winner. Could tonight be your lucky night?

    BAR MENU

    We're not much into health food, but we're into champagne.


    BAR BUYOUT: 3M

    Don't be a groupie, be THE rockstar.Shout-outs all night long because you're awesome.


    See your friendly bartender to play!

    Gamba Drink:

    kirin captivator - ???

    Everclear, blue curaçao, and 151-proof rum

    Rules:If you can roll 10 times in a row from 100 before you hit 1, you win 1,000,000 gil!Roll /dice 100, then roll the number that comes up for your next roll, and keep going until you hit 1!
    (Example: /dice 100 -> /dice 67 -> /dice 32 -> /dice 10 etc....)

    Kirin's Astral Flow - Get half your bet back by rolling a 1 on your first roll!


    Shots - 8k

    liquid happyG

    Jägermeister, cinnamon schnapps, peppermint schnapps, & 151-proof rum

    zocrates hooter shooter

    Vodka, raspberry liqueur, & orange liqueur

    popsiclesrcold

    Rum, gin, vodka, tequila, & blue curaçao

    Cocktails - 8k

    raikuken on the beach

    Vodka, peach schnapps, cranberry juice, & OJ shushie

    fyzlmynyzl hard tea

    White rum, sweet iced tea, & a splash of lemon juice

    hrdcormofo smash

    Bourbon, simple syrup, & spearmint

    PAKALOLO GAMBA

    A little pakalolo and we say mahalo.

    FLOWER

    Pibubu - 50k

    [I: 20%] Strawberry pop slap in the face.

    Rules:Roll a "420", the jackpot is yours!
    Roll any "20" win 100k!
    Roll any "0" win 20k!
    Jackpot builds over time with each Pibubu purchase until we find a lucky winner. Could tonight be your lucky night?


    HiLIFE DISPENSARY

    ♣Primal's First Dispensary♣


    *SPECIAL EDITION FLOWER

    *aloha forever

    42,069g

    [S: 19%] Our founding budtender left her extremely RARE stash of the sweetest Maui Wowie.Puts a smile on your face, positivity in your heart, and gives you that high-energy euphoria to keep you dancing all night long! Limited quantities available!


    All items* 420g because that's how we roll.

    FLOWERS

    The biggest of stanks

    [H: 37%] Hits hard and intense. No couch lock!

    Darcia

    [I: 25%] Fast hitting, giggling, love machine.

    Cardoza

    [S: 28%] Delivers a jolt of uplifting cerebral energy.

    Genoa

    [I: 28%] Will leave you melting under the force of its euphoria.

    Dotrele

    [S: 22%] Intense, psychedelic buzz.

    EDIBLES

    Hali'i

    [I: 10mg] Chocolate chewies

    Maile

    [I: 2mg] Gummies

    CONCENTRATES

    Apokryphos

    [H] Calming physical and brain-boosting effects.

    pippy

    [H] One-hitter quitter.

    EXCLUSIVE STOCK

    trippy shit

    happy shit

    zoomies shit

    VIP

    Work hard. Play hard.


    VIP BUYOUT: 4M

    Heroes come and go, but legends are forever.
    Shout-outs all night long because you're awesome.


    Pricing

    150K per person100K per person for groups of 3 or more

    vip perks

    • Balcony access with the best view of the club

    • First drink free, then 50% off thereafter

    • Complimentary edibles and dabs from HiLife Dispensary

    • Hot tub lounge

    lifetime vip

    See Big Stank for details


    SERVICES

    Working double time on the seduction line.

    SFW Services:

    Cuddles and Companionship - 200k per 30 minutes
    Private Dance - 100k per 15 minutes

    NSFW Services:

    Private Lap Dance - 300k per 30 minutes
    Private Rooms available upon request. Please ask your dancer for rates.


    • Please respect your dancer. They have the right to end the session at any time should they not feel comfortable.

    • Payments are to be given to the dancer prior to the service.

    • Please keep all RP/ERP in /party or /tell modes.

    (All genders welcome)

    Ciel

    Ciel has spent much time learning the art of classic and modern Thavnarian dancing techniques, and is excited to bring those skills to provide you with an unforgettable night. But don't let her small stature fool you; she doesn't need a bouncer to whoop your ass if you start to get too handsy!

    Faeyn

    The Fiery Faeyn; a confident Leo that loves to take charge. Affection in the form of a light tease, Faeyn enjoys keeping things on the edge and loves to keep you guessing! Whether it's needing a strong shoulder to vent on or being wrapped up in Faeyn's tight, muscular arms, prepare yourself to be delighted with your time. Prepare for one exciting evening.

    (All genders welcome)

    (All genders welcome)

    Mahina

    Her name means "moon" and is a Scorpio. Free spirited kitty that's not afraid to pounce on you! If you're feeling the need for companionship or for some fun, please don't be shy... she doesn't bite... hard.

    GOOD VIBES
    BROUGHT TO YOU BY:


    Big Stank

    ownerBartender

    Sora Aestrea

    manager
    blackjack dealer

    Faeyn

    Greeter

    Vora

    bartender
    bouncer

    Bellial

    budtender

    Casimir

    bouncer
    budtender

    Special shoutout to:
    Otterly Amazing Cafe & Lounge
    T-Gang
    Club Roemance
    Femboy Hooters
    Z-Clubs
    Kings of Darkness
    Huckleberry Saloon

    Thank you to everyone that made this possible.